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And you thought Anna Kournikova was too young and unaccomplished for the ESPN/Disney folks to make a Sports-Century documentary about her...that it was somehow all about exploiting her looks.

Leave it to the Disney publicity machine to always be able to top their hot air with even hotter air and even emptier hype.

Word reached the Clarion this week of teeny bopper Miley Cyrus's impending autobiography. Miley a tween Disney multimedia star and heart throb has been everywhere for months, including some racy Annie Leibovitz photos, which once the negative pub started she immediately claimed to have coerced into doing. Miley, star of the Disney series Hannah Montana, began her career at the ripe old age of eleven, so of course, at fifteen, going on sixteen, she is ready to write an autobiography.

Yes, she is the daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus of "Achy-breaky heart" fame. She was even generous enough to give the old man a part in her hit show. You go girl.

It may be a few years before the Clarion Content gets around to reviewing her autobiography.

Labels: Pop Culture