Thursday, April 03, 2008
Hillary Clinton got off a beaut responding to the controversy about her remarks concerning a particular trip to Bosnia. The Clarion has written about the issue and whether or not Senator Clinton arrived under fire, here and here. She apparently did not. Clinton has retracted her story and attributed it to a mis-recollection due to lack of sleep. Explaining said mis-recollection is where she hit her home run when she admitted...
"Occasionally, I am a human being like everyone else."
Ahh, but not often right, Senator?
Thanks for the funny ha ha research goes to The Economist.
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,"What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire Life."
"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man.
"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."