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Citi Field

They make the announcement before every major sporting event in America. "Don't run on to the field of play. You will be thrown out and arrested."

Some, likely drunk, idiot at the New York Mets new stadium, Citi Field, did not get the message or had a major malfunction because the New York Times reported, "A man who jumped naked onto the field of the Mets game on Tuesday faces up to a year in jail and civil penalties of up to $5,000, the Queens district attorney said. The man, Craig Coakley, 38, of Whitestone, Queens, was arraigned Wednesday on charges of third-degree criminal trespass and interference with a professional sporting event."

Smooth move, Ex-lax.

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