Monday, September 03, 2012
Real quotes from real tweeters. We love to peak behind the curtain. Some of these Tweets are PG-13 or even R. All of them keep it real. Easily offended, click here.
All spelling is that of original authors.
One day I wish to see my name with a blue check beside it on Twitter.#bucketlist---AN
Oscar Wilde said we destroy what we love the most. I think what we love the most destroys us.---MC
Boy: "Give me a blow job." Girl: "Can you be more romantic?" Boy: "Fine, give me a blow job in the rain."---N
That awkward moment between the time someones posing and the time it takes to pull up the camera on your phone.---AT
My computer has arrived! now the goal is to not break it before college starts---SP
Home is not a roof it's a community---JF
Sleep or tumblr? #perpetualquestion---OE