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Little slices of Twitter... Our Tweets of the week.

Real quotes from real tweeters. We love to peak behind the curtain. Some of these Tweets are PG-13. All of them keep it real. Easily offended, click here.



Haven't been on my laptop in 6 months.... I love my iPad---K


Happy Parent Day Mom. Thank you for being my mom and dad. #thanksfornotleaving ---V


So many of my tweets don't get posted because I can't figure out the right way to word them---M


Nothing says "mentally ill and proud of it" like stuffed animals in your car window---L


Being attractive isn't an excuse to be a shitty person.---J


I asked my wife to get me a newspaper. She said to get with the times and use her iPad. That spider never knew what f*cking hit it.---C


The biggest threat to an artist is neither piracy nor obscurity. It's dicking around on the internet.---D


I hate when people say smoking isn't cute... Uhh I'm not trying to be cute, I'm trying to get high #stfu -H


Instagram is down. It's like what I'm eating doesn't even matter.---R

Labels: Pop Culture, thought, twitter