Wednesday, November 21, 2012
Tweets of the Week, late November
We think of these little slices of Twitter as our... Tweets of the week.
Real quotes from real tweeters. We love to peak behind the curtain and into the lives of folks we hardly know. Some of these Tweets are PG-13 or even R. All of them keep it real. If you are easily offended, click here.
All spelling is that of original authors.
money is the reason we exist, everybody knows that it's a fact (kiss-kiss)---RJT
If you can make a difference in the life of just one person, that's pretty pathetic.---AG
Girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school people used to say "if they're mean to you, they like you"---KD
and on the 4th day satan created acne---WD
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.---GBS
Real quotes from real tweeters. We love to peak behind the curtain and into the lives of folks we hardly know. Some of these Tweets are PG-13 or even R. All of them keep it real. If you are easily offended, click here.
All spelling is that of original authors.
money is the reason we exist, everybody knows that it's a fact (kiss-kiss)---RJT
If you can make a difference in the life of just one person, that's pretty pathetic.---AG
Girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school people used to say "if they're mean to you, they like you"---KD
and on the 4th day satan created acne---WD
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.---GBS
Labels: Pop Culture, twitter
Friday, November 02, 2012
Tweets of the week, early November
We think of these little slices of Twitter as our... Tweets of the week.
Real quotes from real tweeters. We love to peak behind the curtain and into the lives of folks we hardly know. Some of these Tweets are PG-13 or even R. All of them keep it real. Easily offended, click here.
All spelling is that of original authors.
As your bestfriend I vow to always be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on by a ugly ass creep.---SH
It's crazy how $50 used to be SO MUCH money when you're a kid and now it's just a tank of gas!---RL
when my parents tell me im a bad person...i know im not. im a good person. i know it.---LE
I like my men how I like my wine. 12 years old and locked in a basement #CougarProblems #TooFar? #StillFunny---QS
i love better than i dress.---LM
I think girls can't tell if I am flirting or if I am a retarded person... Probably works in my benefit somehow---JD
Real quotes from real tweeters. We love to peak behind the curtain and into the lives of folks we hardly know. Some of these Tweets are PG-13 or even R. All of them keep it real. Easily offended, click here.
All spelling is that of original authors.
As your bestfriend I vow to always be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on by a ugly ass creep.---SH
It's crazy how $50 used to be SO MUCH money when you're a kid and now it's just a tank of gas!---RL
when my parents tell me im a bad person...i know im not. im a good person. i know it.---LE
I like my men how I like my wine. 12 years old and locked in a basement #CougarProblems #TooFar? #StillFunny---QS
i love better than i dress.---LM
I think girls can't tell if I am flirting or if I am a retarded person... Probably works in my benefit somehow---JD
Labels: twitter
Thursday, October 25, 2012
Tweets of the week, late October
We think of these little slices of Twitter as our... Tweets of the week.
Real quotes from real tweeters. We love to peak behind the curtain and into the lives of folks we hardly know. Some of these Tweets are PG-13 or even R. All of them keep it real. Easily offended, click here.
All spelling is that of original authors.
My moms following soulja boy on twitter.... #icanteven #brbdying---VS
K is not a comeback. It's a letter---AC
The way you feel when your phone dies is exactly how Cinderella felt at midnight.---KO
I sware half of my face is permenatly swollen from my mom slapping me.---SH
Put on a fake smile. They'll never know---CC
Sorry to everyone I'm emailing at 1am. don't think less of me, please!---TM
Real quotes from real tweeters. We love to peak behind the curtain and into the lives of folks we hardly know. Some of these Tweets are PG-13 or even R. All of them keep it real. Easily offended, click here.
All spelling is that of original authors.
My moms following soulja boy on twitter.... #icanteven #brbdying---VS
K is not a comeback. It's a letter---AC
The way you feel when your phone dies is exactly how Cinderella felt at midnight.---KO
I sware half of my face is permenatly swollen from my mom slapping me.---SH
Put on a fake smile. They'll never know---CC
Sorry to everyone I'm emailing at 1am. don't think less of me, please!---TM
Thursday, September 27, 2012
Tweets of the week, late September
We think of these little slices of Twitter as our... Tweets of the week.
Real quotes from real tweeters. We love to peak behind the curtain and into the lives of folks we hardly know. Some of these Tweets are PG-13 or even R. All of them keep it real. Easily offended, click here.
All spelling is that of original authors.
Every dinner ends in either tears or screams. #sotiredofthis---VS
You look so much sexier if you're looking at a book or a newspaper or a magazine rather than a phone or computer screen.---BM
Clean your apartment=feel immediately 40% better about your life-WARNING: this feeling is temporary-like the state of your newly cleaned apt---EM
I swear karma is stronger in the mountains.---SP
Swag is for boys. Class is for men.---CB
Pills change a person---MB
Vaginas are the original Hot Pocket.---KO
The cats have reached a silent agreement that it's 20 degrees cooler at night, so they'll all be staying home, thank you---BF
super rich kids with nothin but loose ends, super rich kids with nothin but fake friends--RJ
High school is mosty about emotions.#JustBeingReal---CB
With the cost of college today, I just couldn't recommend film school to anyone. Use that money to bribe a studio exec instead.---JK
Real quotes from real tweeters. We love to peak behind the curtain and into the lives of folks we hardly know. Some of these Tweets are PG-13 or even R. All of them keep it real. Easily offended, click here.
All spelling is that of original authors.
Every dinner ends in either tears or screams. #sotiredofthis---VS
You look so much sexier if you're looking at a book or a newspaper or a magazine rather than a phone or computer screen.---BM
Clean your apartment=feel immediately 40% better about your life-WARNING: this feeling is temporary-like the state of your newly cleaned apt---EM
I swear karma is stronger in the mountains.---SP
Swag is for boys. Class is for men.---CB
Pills change a person---MB
Vaginas are the original Hot Pocket.---KO
The cats have reached a silent agreement that it's 20 degrees cooler at night, so they'll all be staying home, thank you---BF
super rich kids with nothin but loose ends, super rich kids with nothin but fake friends--RJ
High school is mosty about emotions.#JustBeingReal---CB
With the cost of college today, I just couldn't recommend film school to anyone. Use that money to bribe a studio exec instead.---JK
Labels: Pop Culture, twitter
Wednesday, September 12, 2012
Tweets of the week, early September
Little slices of Twitter... Our Tweets of the week.
Real quotes from real tweeters. We love to peak behind the curtain and into the lives of folks we hardly know. Some of these Tweets are PG-13 or even R. All of them keep it real. Easily offended, click here.
All spelling is that of original authors.
People suck. Why can't everyone just be dogs---S
Bros over hoes. Not bros over your girlfriend.---JM
Wish I had long skinny legs instead of muscular---MS
If only my dad was proud---DC
I'm a girl... don't touch my hair, face, phone, or boyfriend.---BD
I freaking hate depending on my mom for a ride #noplans---JS
The problem is I care way too much about people who don't give a shit about me---KB
"Applying Vodka to your face tightens pores and reduces risk of acne breakouts" no dad I swear the smirnoff is my facewash---NA
Real quotes from real tweeters. We love to peak behind the curtain and into the lives of folks we hardly know. Some of these Tweets are PG-13 or even R. All of them keep it real. Easily offended, click here.
All spelling is that of original authors.
People suck. Why can't everyone just be dogs---S
Bros over hoes. Not bros over your girlfriend.---JM
Wish I had long skinny legs instead of muscular---MS
If only my dad was proud---DC
I'm a girl... don't touch my hair, face, phone, or boyfriend.---BD
I freaking hate depending on my mom for a ride #noplans---JS
The problem is I care way too much about people who don't give a shit about me---KB
"Applying Vodka to your face tightens pores and reduces risk of acne breakouts" no dad I swear the smirnoff is my facewash---NA
Labels: Pop Culture, Practical Advice, twitter
Monday, September 03, 2012
Tweets of the week: August into September
Little slices of Twitter... Our Tweets of the week.
Real quotes from real tweeters. We love to peak behind the curtain. Some of these Tweets are PG-13 or even R. All of them keep it real. Easily offended, click here.
All spelling is that of original authors.
One day I wish to see my name with a blue check beside it on Twitter.#bucketlist---AN
Oscar Wilde said we destroy what we love the most. I think what we love the most destroys us.---MC
Boy: "Give me a blow job." Girl: "Can you be more romantic?" Boy: "Fine, give me a blow job in the rain."---N
That awkward moment between the time someones posing and the time it takes to pull up the camera on your phone.---AT
My computer has arrived! now the goal is to not break it before college starts---SP
Home is not a roof it's a community---JF
Sleep or tumblr? #perpetualquestion---OE
Real quotes from real tweeters. We love to peak behind the curtain. Some of these Tweets are PG-13 or even R. All of them keep it real. Easily offended, click here.
All spelling is that of original authors.
One day I wish to see my name with a blue check beside it on Twitter.#bucketlist---AN
Oscar Wilde said we destroy what we love the most. I think what we love the most destroys us.---MC
Boy: "Give me a blow job." Girl: "Can you be more romantic?" Boy: "Fine, give me a blow job in the rain."---N
That awkward moment between the time someones posing and the time it takes to pull up the camera on your phone.---AT
My computer has arrived! now the goal is to not break it before college starts---SP
Home is not a roof it's a community---JF
Sleep or tumblr? #perpetualquestion---OE
Labels: Pop Culture, twitter
Monday, July 30, 2012
Tweets of the Week, July ending
Little slices of Twitter... Our Tweets of the week.
Real quotes from real tweeters. We love to peak behind the curtain. Some of these Tweets are PG-13 or even R. All of them keep it real. Easily offended, click here.
All spelling is that of original authors.
dad just said I could pass for ten with my hood up! wahoo---T
Political rhetoric dissolves issues into spectacle before they can even exist---S
The people at the DMV accused me of lying when I said I was hispanic.... hurtful.---V
Summer slow the fuck down.---MM
Everyone thinks you should be happy just because you're young. They don't see the wars that we fight every single day.--V
“If you text me again I swear to god I'm changing my number” ok fine.. Sorry---R
Real quotes from real tweeters. We love to peak behind the curtain. Some of these Tweets are PG-13 or even R. All of them keep it real. Easily offended, click here.
All spelling is that of original authors.
dad just said I could pass for ten with my hood up! wahoo---T
Political rhetoric dissolves issues into spectacle before they can even exist---S
The people at the DMV accused me of lying when I said I was hispanic.... hurtful.---V
Summer slow the fuck down.---MM
Everyone thinks you should be happy just because you're young. They don't see the wars that we fight every single day.--V
“If you text me again I swear to god I'm changing my number” ok fine.. Sorry---R
Labels: humor, Pop Culture, twitter
Saturday, July 14, 2012
Tweets of the Week, mid-July
Little slices of Twitter... Our Tweets of the week.
Real quotes from real tweeters. We love to peak behind the curtain. Some of these Tweets are PG-13 or even R. All of them keep it real. Easily offended, click here.
All spelling is that of original authors. Any links embedded belong to the impish elves in the Clarion Content's Broad Street offices.
'all the kids who came over yesterday were so well behaved, and then there was you' -my mom---J
I feel like social network sites are just one big popularity contest...---KK
Ramen is my drug---V
Ugh. Tried to listen to the new Maroon 5 album. Washing my ears out with the Black Keys. #grossedout #pop #whathappened ---A
I just wish the kardashians would adopt me already.---T
Real quotes from real tweeters. We love to peak behind the curtain. Some of these Tweets are PG-13 or even R. All of them keep it real. Easily offended, click here.
All spelling is that of original authors. Any links embedded belong to the impish elves in the Clarion Content's Broad Street offices.
'all the kids who came over yesterday were so well behaved, and then there was you' -my mom---J
I feel like social network sites are just one big popularity contest...---KK
Ramen is my drug---V
Ugh. Tried to listen to the new Maroon 5 album. Washing my ears out with the Black Keys. #grossedout #pop #whathappened ---A
I just wish the kardashians would adopt me already.---T
Labels: humor, Pop Culture, twitter
Saturday, June 30, 2012
Tweets of the week, June ending
Little slices of Twitter... Our Tweets of the week.
Real quotes from real tweeters. We love to peak behind the curtain. Some of these Tweets are PG-13. All of them keep it real. Easily offended, click here.
Haven't been on my laptop in 6 months.... I love my iPad---K
Happy Parent Day Mom. Thank you for being my mom and dad. #thanksfornotleaving ---V
So many of my tweets don't get posted because I can't figure out the right way to word them---M
Nothing says "mentally ill and proud of it" like stuffed animals in your car window---L
Being attractive isn't an excuse to be a shitty person.---J
I asked my wife to get me a newspaper. She said to get with the times and use her iPad. That spider never knew what f*cking hit it.---C
The biggest threat to an artist is neither piracy nor obscurity. It's dicking around on the internet.---D
I hate when people say smoking isn't cute... Uhh I'm not trying to be cute, I'm trying to get high #stfu -H
Instagram is down. It's like what I'm eating doesn't even matter.---R
Real quotes from real tweeters. We love to peak behind the curtain. Some of these Tweets are PG-13. All of them keep it real. Easily offended, click here.
Haven't been on my laptop in 6 months.... I love my iPad---K
Happy Parent Day Mom. Thank you for being my mom and dad. #thanksfornotleaving ---V
So many of my tweets don't get posted because I can't figure out the right way to word them---M
Nothing says "mentally ill and proud of it" like stuffed animals in your car window---L
Being attractive isn't an excuse to be a shitty person.---J
I asked my wife to get me a newspaper. She said to get with the times and use her iPad. That spider never knew what f*cking hit it.---C
The biggest threat to an artist is neither piracy nor obscurity. It's dicking around on the internet.---D
I hate when people say smoking isn't cute... Uhh I'm not trying to be cute, I'm trying to get high #stfu -H
Instagram is down. It's like what I'm eating doesn't even matter.---R
Labels: Pop Culture, thought, twitter
Wednesday, June 06, 2012
The latest Teen Twitter wisdom
Little slices of Twitter... Our Tweets of the week.
Real quotes from real tweeters. We love to peak into those teen lives. (PG)
Deleting all my texts makes me feel like I have no proof of anything---Christy
Dear girls who take a pic in slutty clothing & glasses & label the caption "nerddd lol" You're not a nerd, you're a whore who found glasses---miilkkk
Tumblr speaks the words that your lips tremble to get out.---McKenna
Deleted the Facebook app from my phone, got a job, and woke up early today. Come at me summer.---Sarah
one day your life will flash before your eyes...make sure its worth watching.---Jillian
My family is so twofaced its unreal...my mom will never grow out of her popular high school life…---Andrea
Hilary Duff had a baby. Zack and Cody graduated. Miley and Liam are engaged... My childhood is officially over.---Veronica
Real quotes from real tweeters. We love to peak into those teen lives. (PG)
Deleting all my texts makes me feel like I have no proof of anything---Christy
Dear girls who take a pic in slutty clothing & glasses & label the caption "nerddd lol" You're not a nerd, you're a whore who found glasses---miilkkk
Tumblr speaks the words that your lips tremble to get out.---McKenna
Deleted the Facebook app from my phone, got a job, and woke up early today. Come at me summer.---Sarah
one day your life will flash before your eyes...make sure its worth watching.---Jillian
My family is so twofaced its unreal...my mom will never grow out of her popular high school life…---Andrea
Hilary Duff had a baby. Zack and Cody graduated. Miley and Liam are engaged... My childhood is officially over.---Veronica
Labels: Pop Culture, twitter
Wednesday, May 09, 2012
Bits of Twitter wisdom
Little slices of Twitter. Our Tweets of the week.
Real quotes from real tweeters. (PG)
Whenever I need to call my mom to ask her something and she doesn't pick up the phone I will always assume it was a yes.---Sydney
Oh, Lebron James got engaged? Congratulations to his fiancé for leading the family with one ring.---Condescending Wonka
"The boys that hurt you are like ants; they're so small it's not even worth it to crush them, just step over them and keeep walking" – mama (SophieG)
I come from where drama is excepted and credit cards are declined.---Kaleigh
Hot teachers make my day so much easier---Miranda
Real quotes from real tweeters. (PG)
Whenever I need to call my mom to ask her something and she doesn't pick up the phone I will always assume it was a yes.---Sydney
Oh, Lebron James got engaged? Congratulations to his fiancé for leading the family with one ring.---Condescending Wonka
"The boys that hurt you are like ants; they're so small it's not even worth it to crush them, just step over them and keeep walking" – mama (SophieG)
I come from where drama is excepted and credit cards are declined.---Kaleigh
Hot teachers make my day so much easier---Miranda
Labels: Pop Culture, twitter
Friday, April 13, 2012
Delete those Instagrams
Time to delete those Instagrams, dear readers. Instagram, a mobile phone to mobile phone picture sharing app, was bought by Facebook for a billion dollars this week. This means not only will Instagram's cuddly indie status go away. Right now, nobody sells Instagram's users' personal details to advertisers, but also that Facebook owns every photo you every put on Instagram in perpetuity.
Instagram has 30 million users, Facebook probably figured it was worth a billion dollars for the photos alone. Say goodbye to private photos.
Facebook is, of course, pandering to Instagram users' privacy concerns. But as Facebook users know, that is all it is, pandering and claptrap.
As NY Times tech blogger, Jenna Wortham, put it, "Its [Instagram's] ability to let its users delicately toe the line between public and private gave us a little breathing room from the all-pervasiveness of Facebook...The sale of Instagram brings a harsh reality into focus, the realization that the secret rooms or private spaces online where we can share, chit-chat and hang out with our friends are...next on the shopping list for a company like Google, Apple or Facebook."
Sad day, for social networking. At the Clarion Content, we are looking forward to the next lateral innovation around this monoliths.
Instagram has 30 million users, Facebook probably figured it was worth a billion dollars for the photos alone. Say goodbye to private photos.
Facebook is, of course, pandering to Instagram users' privacy concerns. But as Facebook users know, that is all it is, pandering and claptrap.
As NY Times tech blogger, Jenna Wortham, put it, "Its [Instagram's] ability to let its users delicately toe the line between public and private gave us a little breathing room from the all-pervasiveness of Facebook...The sale of Instagram brings a harsh reality into focus, the realization that the secret rooms or private spaces online where we can share, chit-chat and hang out with our friends are...next on the shopping list for a company like Google, Apple or Facebook."
Sad day, for social networking. At the Clarion Content, we are looking forward to the next lateral innovation around this monoliths.
Labels: photos, Pop Culture, technology, twitter
Monday, April 02, 2012
Weekly Twitter wisdom
Little slices of Twitter wisdom. Real quotes from real tweeters. (PG)
damn be a real friend and don't influence someone to make a bad decision just cause you wanna have a good time. #selfish ---Autumn
You were really popular in high school, you say? I bet that helped you out later in life.---Condescending Wonka
Beer is now cheaper than gas. Drink, don't drive.---Hannah
well I texted "you" about a party turns out it was your moms number......... Why do I have your mothers number" LOL---Rachel
And the Twitter picture of the week, here.
damn be a real friend and don't influence someone to make a bad decision just cause you wanna have a good time. #selfish ---Autumn
You were really popular in high school, you say? I bet that helped you out later in life.---Condescending Wonka
Beer is now cheaper than gas. Drink, don't drive.---Hannah
well I texted "you" about a party turns out it was your moms number......... Why do I have your mothers number" LOL---Rachel
And the Twitter picture of the week, here.
Labels: Pop Culture, twitter
Saturday, March 10, 2012
The week in Twitter Wisdom
Little slices of Twitter wisdom. Real quotes from real tweeters.1
Wearing leggings with #NoAss is like a wallet with no cash--- Autumn
The dictionary is an aggregator, not an arbiter, of words. A words absence from Oxford doesn't make it a "non-word.”---Ta-Nehisi
My guy friend told me that it's unattractive when a girl says "dude". But dude with tits like these who cares?---Miss Kat
#thingsidontunderstand why my mom always complains about money problems but refuses to get a job---Miranda
Notes
1For what that's worth; Facebook admitted this week to having as many as five million duplicate and bot accounts.
Wearing leggings with #NoAss is like a wallet with no cash--- Autumn
The dictionary is an aggregator, not an arbiter, of words. A words absence from Oxford doesn't make it a "non-word.”---Ta-Nehisi
My guy friend told me that it's unattractive when a girl says "dude". But dude with tits like these who cares?---Miss Kat
#thingsidontunderstand why my mom always complains about money problems but refuses to get a job---Miranda
Notes
1For what that's worth; Facebook admitted this week to having as many as five million duplicate and bot accounts.
Labels: twitter
Monday, March 05, 2012
More Teen Twitter Wisdom
Little shouts out of teen Twitter wisdom. Real quotes from real teens.
A boy tells you everything is gonna be okay. A man makes everything okay.---Morgan
Why do I feel safe under blankets? Its not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna kill...ahh shit! She's under a blanket."---Kelsey
love is a trip, but fucking is a sport---Taylor (Yes, a different one)
All quotes, with original spelling and punctuation, are directly from real Twitter accounts and do not necessarily reflect the views of the Clarion Content.
A boy tells you everything is gonna be okay. A man makes everything okay.---Morgan
Why do I feel safe under blankets? Its not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna kill...ahh shit! She's under a blanket."---Kelsey
love is a trip, but fucking is a sport---Taylor (Yes, a different one)
All quotes, with original spelling and punctuation, are directly from real Twitter accounts and do not necessarily reflect the views of the Clarion Content.
Saturday, December 31, 2011
Down goes Twitter
We suppose if you are a fellow Tweeter that you have noticed, Twitter's website and service has been down for the better part of two hours. No information from the company is available. Their website merely says, "Users may currently be experiencing some site issues; our engineers are working on resolving this issue."
No word whether the site is simply overwhelmed with tweets and users or is experiencing a denial of service attack.
Stay tuned.
Read more here in Mashable.
Labels: technology, twitter
Saturday, December 17, 2011
Teen Twitter Wisdom
Little shouts out of teen Twitter wisdom. Real quotes from real teens.
Making out in college is the equivalent of a handshake.---Morgan
i h8 when my dad doesn't call me back/ answer my texts. uhm hello what if i was dying? #cool #realcool---Hailey
May your finals be as easy as you are #ExamWeek---Hannah
All quotes are directly from real Twitter accounts and do not necessarily reflect the views of the Clarion Content.
Making out in college is the equivalent of a handshake.---Morgan
i h8 when my dad doesn't call me back/ answer my texts. uhm hello what if i was dying? #cool #realcool---Hailey
May your finals be as easy as you are #ExamWeek---Hannah
All quotes are directly from real Twitter accounts and do not necessarily reflect the views of the Clarion Content.
Labels: Pop Culture, Sayings, twitter
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Twitter wisdom
Little shouts out of Twitter wisdom.
Firstly, from a music blogger we like, Lydia Simmons, "You must master your rage, or rage will become your master."
Ms. Simmons runs Sunset in the Rearview.
The other is from a Twitter feed called Eastern Health citing Carl Jung, "Until you make the unconscious conscious, it will direct your life and you will call it fate."
Firstly, from a music blogger we like, Lydia Simmons, "You must master your rage, or rage will become your master."
Ms. Simmons runs Sunset in the Rearview.
The other is from a Twitter feed called Eastern Health citing Carl Jung, "Until you make the unconscious conscious, it will direct your life and you will call it fate."
Friday, September 02, 2011
Sweet Tweets
Here are a couple of the funny tweets we saw yesterday on Twitter.
From Nikon is Love...the internal query, "Into me or into getting into me? #singlegirlproblems"
From Canadian Andrew Classon a youthful political perspective, “California aint a state its a army” [sic]
For those who don't speak the Twitter jargon a # is a hashtag, which indicates a subject or topic of the tweet.
From Nikon is Love...the internal query, "Into me or into getting into me? #singlegirlproblems"
From Canadian Andrew Classon a youthful political perspective, “California aint a state its a army” [sic]
For those who don't speak the Twitter jargon a # is a hashtag, which indicates a subject or topic of the tweet.
Labels: Politics, thought, twitter
Monday, August 29, 2011
Tweet of the weekend
The tweet of the weekend* comes to us from the Twitter account of one Abbey Robinson.
*Caution this tweet may only be funny south of the Mason-Dixon line.
Everything tempting in my life comes wrapped in either a bow tie or a bojangles box. #southerngirlswagger
*Caution this tweet may only be funny south of the Mason-Dixon line.
