Thursday, September 27, 2012
Real quotes from real tweeters. We love to peak behind the curtain and into the lives of folks we hardly know. Some of these Tweets are PG-13 or even R. All of them keep it real. Easily offended, click here.
All spelling is that of original authors.
Every dinner ends in either tears or screams. #sotiredofthis---VS
You look so much sexier if you're looking at a book or a newspaper or a magazine rather than a phone or computer screen.---BM
Clean your apartment=feel immediately 40% better about your life-WARNING: this feeling is temporary-like the state of your newly cleaned apt---EM
I swear karma is stronger in the mountains.---SP
Swag is for boys. Class is for men.---CB
Pills change a person---MB
Vaginas are the original Hot Pocket.---KO
The cats have reached a silent agreement that it's 20 degrees cooler at night, so they'll all be staying home, thank you---BF
super rich kids with nothin but loose ends, super rich kids with nothin but fake friends--RJ
High school is mosty about emotions.#JustBeingReal---CB
With the cost of college today, I just couldn't recommend film school to anyone. Use that money to bribe a studio exec instead.---JK