Friday, November 02, 2012
Real quotes from real tweeters. We love to peak behind the curtain and into the lives of folks we hardly know. Some of these Tweets are PG-13 or even R. All of them keep it real. Easily offended, click here.
All spelling is that of original authors.
As your bestfriend I vow to always be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on by a ugly ass creep.---SH
It's crazy how $50 used to be SO MUCH money when you're a kid and now it's just a tank of gas!---RL
when my parents tell me im a bad person...i know im not. im a good person. i know it.---LE
I like my men how I like my wine. 12 years old and locked in a basement #CougarProblems #TooFar? #StillFunny---QS
i love better than i dress.---LM
I think girls can't tell if I am flirting or if I am a retarded person... Probably works in my benefit somehow---JD