Sunday, October 21, 2012
Mitt Romney style
Labels: humor, political quips-n-quotes
Tuesday, September 04, 2012
One more for the ladies

Labels: humor, Pop Culture
Monday, July 30, 2012
Tweets of the Week, July ending
Real quotes from real tweeters. We love to peak behind the curtain. Some of these Tweets are PG-13 or even R. All of them keep it real. Easily offended, click here.
All spelling is that of original authors.

dad just said I could pass for ten with my hood up! wahoo---T
Political rhetoric dissolves issues into spectacle before they can even exist---S
The people at the DMV accused me of lying when I said I was hispanic.... hurtful.---V
Summer slow the fuck down.---MM
Everyone thinks you should be happy just because you're young. They don't see the wars that we fight every single day.--V
“If you text me again I swear to god I'm changing my number” ok fine.. Sorry---R
Labels: humor, Pop Culture, twitter
Saturday, July 14, 2012
Tweets of the Week, mid-July
Real quotes from real tweeters. We love to peak behind the curtain. Some of these Tweets are PG-13 or even R. All of them keep it real. Easily offended, click here.
All spelling is that of original authors. Any links embedded belong to the impish elves in the Clarion Content's Broad Street offices.

'all the kids who came over yesterday were so well behaved, and then there was you' -my mom---J
I feel like social network sites are just one big popularity contest...---KK
Ramen is my drug---V
Ugh. Tried to listen to the new Maroon 5 album. Washing my ears out with the Black Keys. #grossedout #pop #whathappened ---A
I just wish the kardashians would adopt me already.---T
Labels: humor, Pop Culture, twitter
Saturday, June 23, 2012
Sunday night Stand-up to Cancer
A friend of the Clarion Content's, Tim Woods, the owner of the newly opened Blue Horn Lounge on Franklin Street in Chapel Hill, is hosting a comedy event in support of breast cancer research.
You know the Clarion Content is pro-comedy. We are always down for a good laugh and love to support hard-working comics, especially when it benefits a good cause. Carlos Valencia, Mellow Mike Miller, and Steve Brady will be the comedians in the house. The Station, which is across the parking lot from the Weaver Street Market, is a fine little watering-hole with just the right ratio of grit to good service.
Sunday there is a $15 suggested charitable donation at the door along with a raffle to benefit breast cancer research.
Unfortunately, the event is all too personal to Woods, he was inspired to bring this night together because of his own girlfriend's cancer diagnosis. He is excited to help raise money for research.
Tim humbly confessed, "I just don't want to be embarrassed by a small turnout."
An opportunity to enjoy some laughs for a good cause, Sunday night 7pm to 9 pm, at the Station, #201 East Main Street, Carrboro.
Labels: humor, Pop Culture
Thursday, April 12, 2012
Bull City Soul Revival continues

The term “Signifying Monkey” comes from a folk trickster figure said to have originated during the slavery era. In the meta-narrative archetype, the monkey dupes a powerful lion by “signifying”: employing a speech pattern using connotative, contextual key words, the significance of which are accessible only to those who share unique cultural values and perspective. It is insider speech deliberately coded to be understood only by the intended audience.
In Henry Louis Gates’s highly influential book, The Signifying Monkey, he expands the term to refer not merely to a specific vernacular strategy, but also to a trope of double-voiced repetition and reversal that exemplifies a distinguishing property of African- American discourse.
Dr. Bridges breaks it all down tonight at the Stanford L. Warren branch of the Durham Public Library, #1201 Fayetteville Street, at 7pm. Admission is free.
Labels: Durham, facing race, humor, Pop Culture
Tuesday, March 06, 2012
Duck and Cover 03.06.12

Our thanks to "Duck & Cover" and creator Storey Clayton.
Check out his other projects, here, at the Blue Pyramid.
Labels: Duck and Cover, humor
Monday, March 05, 2012
Duck and Cover 03.05.12

Our thanks to "Duck & Cover" and creator Storey Clayton.
Check out his other projects, here, at the Blue Pyramid.
Labels: Duck and Cover, humor
Friday, March 02, 2012
Duck and Cover 03.02.12

Our thanks to "Duck & Cover" and creator Storey Clayton.
Check out his other projects, here, at the Blue Pyramid.
Labels: Duck and Cover, humor
Thursday, March 01, 2012
Duck and Cover 03.01.12

Our thanks to "Duck & Cover" and creator Storey Clayton.
Check out his other projects, here, at the Blue Pyramid.
Labels: Duck and Cover, humor
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Duck and Cover 02.29.12

Our thanks to "Duck & Cover" and creator Storey Clayton.
Check out his other projects, here, at the Blue Pyramid.
Labels: Duck and Cover, humor
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Duck and Cover 02.28.12

Our thanks to "Duck & Cover" and creator Storey Clayton.
Check out his other projects, here, at the Blue Pyramid.
Duck & Cover return from their hiatus. Apparently, they have been hiding out watching movies.
Labels: Duck and Cover, humor
Monday, February 27, 2012
Duck and Cover 02.27.12

Our thanks to "Duck & Cover" and creator Storey Clayton.
Check out his other projects, here, at the Blue Pyramid.
Duck & Cover return from their hiatus. Apparently, they have been hiding out watching movies.
Labels: Duck and Cover, humor
Monday, February 20, 2012
What are they watching... Episode XXVII
This week we present, video blogger Jenna Marbles. She is hot. And we are not talking about her looks, her You Tube channel has more than 2 million subscribers. Why not? She is hilarious. Below, her advice on how to stop guys from grinding on you in the club. Fyi...the language is salty and R-rated.
Special thanks to one of our Chapel Hill readers for sending this our way.
Labels: humor, Pop Culture, what they are watching
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Duck and Cover 01.18.11

Our thanks to "Duck & Cover" and creator Storey Clayton.
Check out his other projects, here, at the Blue Pyramid.
All ideas and opinions are those of the cartoonist and do not necessarily reflect the view of the Clarion Content.*
*But we usually agree.
Labels: Duck and Cover, humor
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Duck and Cover 01.11.12

Our thanks to "Duck & Cover" and creator Storey Clayton.
Check out his other projects, here, at the Blue Pyramid.
All ideas and opinions are those of the cartoonist and do not necessarily reflect the view of the Clarion Content.*
*More often than not, we TOTALLY agree...
Labels: Duck and Cover, humor
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Duck and Cover 01.10.12

Our thanks to "Duck & Cover" and creator Storey Clayton.
Check out his other projects, here, at the Blue Pyramid.
All ideas and opinions are those of the cartoonist and do not necessarily reflect the view of the Clarion Content.
Labels: Duck and Cover, humor
Monday, December 19, 2011
Duck and Cover 12.19.11

Our thanks to "Duck & Cover" and creator Storey Clayton.
Check out his other projects, here, at the Blue Pyramid.
Labels: Duck and Cover, humor
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Duck and Cover 12.14.11

Our thanks to "Duck & Cover" and creator Storey Clayton.
Check out his other projects, here, at the Blue Pyramid.
Labels: Duck and Cover, humor
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Duck and Cover 12.13.11

Our thanks to "Duck & Cover" and creator Storey Clayton.
Check out his other projects, here, at the Blue Pyramid.
Labels: Duck and Cover, humor